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Date/Day: 7th February 2006, Tuesday
Time: 1430
Location: Clementi Swimming Complex
Event: School Swimming Heats, Lower & Upper Primary
Let me START with the saying:
"Those who can't do, teach."
"Those who can't teach, do."
I was THE STARTer for the swimming heats. The kids, who were competing, would have to START on my mark, once I, THE STARTer blow my trusty whistle. Before the START of the first event, this man, (sidetrack)
Man: Eh, who is the STARTer?
Me: I am.
Man: You got brief the timekeepers or not?
Me: Of course. We have done this before. My teachers know when to START the stopwatches.
Man: So you know ha? Really?
Me: Yes. I hold up this green sign and flag it down. At the same time I blow my whistle.
Man: They know ha? Really?
Me:
Man: I better double up as STARTer also.. just in case.
Me: Whatever. The more the merrier. *rolls eyes*
Man trotted off to the other end of the pool. Man, now identified as coach for the school team, STARTed to re-brief my teachers.
My teachers STARTed to get confused.
Two sets of instructions.
One official and the other, well.. officially his.
I STARTed to make my way there after sensing a commotion. Delayed STARTing time. Ah too many cooks spoilt the broth.
My teachers understood when this teacher explained.
Coach sashayed back to STARTing point.
Now let's get things STARTed.
Splash. Prriittt.... Splash. Prriitt... Go kids! Swim! Ah don't mind your goggles, we'll retrieve them for you. GO!
Me: Ah now your turn.
Man-now-identified-as-coach: At your marks! (Splash-false start by one of the kids.. A START to more hiccups to come. Ah! Cilaka (Translation: Damnit!)! Eh you! Never listen! I haven't blow my whistle right! See! Now, Get ready!
Me - 0 hiccups.
Man-now-identified-as-coach - (Lost count after 3 screw ups!)
(Few events later)
Me: My turn.
Man-now-identified-as-coach: You see ah. That girl in Lane 2. She'll be in trouble later.
Me: Why? Your kid?
Man-now-identified-as-coach: No you just see.
Me: On your marks. (suddenly I noticed Girl Lane 2 did not put on her goggles.) Girl, Lane 2, Goggles!
Man-now-identified-as-coach: Ah! Why you tell! Let her be!
Man-now-identified-as-coach I STARTed to realise is a Male Chauvanist Pig, oh, minus the Chauvanist please.. and Male too.. Ah just Pig.
Was he prepared to take the responsibilities in case the girl did START to get in trouble like eye irritation or even panicking in the deep end of the pool? Was he prepared to START answering all the questions which I believe will come torpedo-like should things go wrong? Was he that masochistic to want, to need, to yearn, to gloat, when a fault START to take shape?
Man-now-identified-as-coach: Ah. This kind of STARTing duty not easy you know.
Me:
Man-now-identified-as-coach: I've been doing this day in day out. Everyday. Need practice. Not just once a year event.
Me: Next time I'll recommend you for the job.
Man-now-identified-as-coach: I don't mind. As I've said, I do this thing everyday.
Ah..
Is that C-O-A-C-H I see brandished on your ass?
Well.. let's just say, I kicked the coach's ass.
Time: 1430
Location: Clementi Swimming Complex
Event: School Swimming Heats, Lower & Upper Primary
Let me START with the saying:
"Those who can't do, teach."
"Those who can't teach, do."
I was THE STARTer for the swimming heats. The kids, who were competing, would have to START on my mark, once I, THE STARTer blow my trusty whistle. Before the START of the first event, this man, (sidetrack)
Man: Eh, who is the STARTer?
Me: I am.
Man: You got brief the timekeepers or not?
Me: Of course. We have done this before. My teachers know when to START the stopwatches.
Man: So you know ha? Really?
Me: Yes. I hold up this green sign and flag it down. At the same time I blow my whistle.
Man: They know ha? Really?
Me:
Man: I better double up as STARTer also.. just in case.
Me: Whatever. The more the merrier. *rolls eyes*
Man trotted off to the other end of the pool. Man, now identified as coach for the school team, STARTed to re-brief my teachers.
My teachers STARTed to get confused.
Two sets of instructions.
One official and the other, well.. officially his.
I STARTed to make my way there after sensing a commotion. Delayed STARTing time. Ah too many cooks spoilt the broth.
My teachers understood when this teacher explained.
Coach sashayed back to STARTing point.
Now let's get things STARTed.
Splash. Prriittt.... Splash. Prriitt... Go kids! Swim! Ah don't mind your goggles, we'll retrieve them for you. GO!
Me: Ah now your turn.
Man-now-identified-as-coach: At your marks! (Splash-false start by one of the kids.. A START to more hiccups to come. Ah! Cilaka (Translation: Damnit!)! Eh you! Never listen! I haven't blow my whistle right! See! Now, Get ready!
Me - 0 hiccups.
Man-now-identified-as-coach - (Lost count after 3 screw ups!)
(Few events later)
Me: My turn.
Man-now-identified-as-coach: You see ah. That girl in Lane 2. She'll be in trouble later.
Me: Why? Your kid?
Man-now-identified-as-coach: No you just see.
Me: On your marks. (suddenly I noticed Girl Lane 2 did not put on her goggles.) Girl, Lane 2, Goggles!
Man-now-identified-as-coach: Ah! Why you tell! Let her be!
Man-now-identified-as-coach I STARTed to realise is a Male Chauvanist Pig, oh, minus the Chauvanist please.. and Male too.. Ah just Pig.
Was he prepared to take the responsibilities in case the girl did START to get in trouble like eye irritation or even panicking in the deep end of the pool? Was he prepared to START answering all the questions which I believe will come torpedo-like should things go wrong? Was he that masochistic to want, to need, to yearn, to gloat, when a fault START to take shape?
Man-now-identified-as-coach: Ah. This kind of STARTing duty not easy you know.
Me:
Man-now-identified-as-coach: I've been doing this day in day out. Everyday. Need practice. Not just once a year event.
Me: Next time I'll recommend you for the job.
Man-now-identified-as-coach: I don't mind. As I've said, I do this thing everyday.
Ah..
Is that C-O-A-C-H I see brandished on your ass?
Well.. let's just say, I kicked the coach's ass.
1+1+1 in 2008
Once upon a time, in 1998....
He met her...
She met him...
Then this happened...
Followed by this...
A picture perfect...
She loves being this...
But most of all...
She loves her...
And he loves them... :kiss:
... to be continued...
Dum Dum Dum Dumm
9 November 1998.
9 November 1999.
9 November 2000.
9 November 2001.
9 November 2002.
9 November 2003.
9 November 2004.
9 November 2005.
9 November 2006.
8 June 2007.
The same me.
The same him.
Afro sold separately.
Mistaken Identities
(sometime back...)
Incident 1
Stranger #1: Hey Mart! Lama tak nampak. (It has been a while since I met you)
Me: Really? I don't think I have ever met you.
Stranger #1: Martina right? :confused:
Me: Nolah! Martini. Martina my sister. I'll let her know you, what's your name, says hi!
Stranger #1: Alamak! The two of you look alike! :blush:
Me: Really? Nolah. :mwahaha:
Incident 2
Stranger #2: Hey, (pause) which one is this? Martina or Martini?
Me: Martini. I'll let her know.
Stranger #2: :rofl: Ok ok... sorry..
Incident 3
Sis: Eh, just now got someone smiled and waved at me. I think your friend mistook me for you lah.. again..
Incid
Marathon Gone Amiss
The second round of the photo-marathon-competition. And this this I was on my own! My 3 other partners-in-crime just couldn't make it.
!groundzer0 (https://www.deviantart.com/groundzer0) had to go on to the battle field.
:iconjanrystar: couldn't get out of the on-going battle with slumber which he had been putting off for quite some time.
:iconobsoletetheory:'s battle with the immune system took longer than expected.
So off I went from one corner of the island to the other. It was only a one-themed assignment. The theme was Youth and Young Families Ah... Portraitures.. Loving it instantly! But...
(sending text messages my fiancee, Idi)
Me: The theme is Youth and Young Fa
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